(One Night Two Days)
(Film a dance practice session of under 3 minutes.)
(- Right now? - Until we meet for the shoot.)
(How are we supposed to practice? This is insane.)
(Be ready and meet us at Wando Terminal by 7:50am.)
(That's code for "Don't be late", so be on time.)
(What's going on? Why is this our mission?)
(On a fine spring day, they meet at Wando Terminal.)
(Flags are positioned in front of a ferry.)
(They must pull out their own flags,)
(and board the ferry by 7:55am.)
Can I board the ferry now?
(Defconn is the first to arrive at 7:30am.)
Am I the first to arrive?
Hello.
Hi.
(Being early, he has time to spare.)
- Here you go. - Where is the ferry headed?
Cheongsan.
- Cheongsan? - Yes.
- Cheongsan Island? - That's right.
Is that so?
(He doesn't forget his flag.)
- Can I board the ferry? - Yes, you can.
(Defconn boards at 7:35am.)
On the upper deck? All right. Thank you.
You need to board the ferry by 7:55am.
There are flags out on the dock.
Take yours and board the ferry.
(Joon Young heads for the ferry first.)
Cheongsan Island.
The shark.
Isn't that a name of shark?
(No, that's spelled differently in Korean.)
What is it?
Just edit that out for me.
So the island must be beautiful.
(He heads toward the boarding platform.)
Wait, is this a first-come-first-served basis?
What's wrong?
(The others come running.)
- Hold on. - Does the order matter?
- What's going on? - I have no idea.
Why is everyone running suddenly?
- What's happening? - Take your flag.
Why are you running?
(Panting)
What's going on?
I don't know. My flag.
(Joon Young arrives 2nd.)
(Tae Hyun arrives shortly after.)
Why is everyone running? Where's Defconn?
(Jong Min arrives too.)
(We'll get going first.)
What's going on?
What is this?
Hurry up.
- Hi. - Good morning.
You should listen up.
The ferry leaves at 8:00am.
Boarding ends at 7:55am.
- The ticketing ends at 7:55am. - It meant nothing.
- It was nothing. - Anyone arriving past 7:55am...
(If you don't make it on time...)
You'll be left behind.
Did you spot Joon Ho's car?
- No. - That's what I assumed.
It's not so bad to have someone left behind.
(Why aren't Joon Ho and Dong Gu here?)
(Meanwhile, back in the parking lot)
(Joon Ho's still asleep.)
(Half-conscious)
(Dong Gu heads over to pick up Joon Ho.)
We only have four minutes left.
- Really? - Yes.
Let's hurry.
(Joon Ho heads out as soon as he wakes up.)
(It's odd though.)
Maybe he's in another ferry.
(The ones waiting seem more anxious.)
(Can they make it on time?)
- From here? - Yes, this is...
where the journey begins.
Do you think we'll head to Jeju Island?
- No way. - Jeju Island?
I see someone. Someone's here.
(Now Joon Ho and Dong Gu start running.)
Let's go.
Joon Ho. Joon Ho!
(Hurry!)
Take the ferry next to this one.
(They hurry over.)
What's this?
(I'm going to get there first.)
(Joon Ho just can't help himself.)
Isn't this first-come-first-served?
(Dong Gu leaves Joon Ho behind too.)
(Joon Ho and Dong Gu board the ferry at 7:54am.)
All six of you boarded the ferry on time.
This ferry...
will head to Cheongsan Island.
That sounds oddly familiar.
Cheong means "to be clear".
It means "to settle" or "to pay off".
It's the name of a town.
Cheongsan Island, right?
You'll first change outfits.
- What? - Sorry?
- Bring out the outfits. - We're already dressed.
- What's this? - Unbelievable.
We should take off the stickers.
We'll all look like grasshoppers.
("Remember the Members" is written on them.)
It's yellow-green.
We'll look like peas.
(They're all dressed.)
As you can see,
you have on sweaters that say "Remember the Members".
The theme for this trip...
is the One Night Two Days Season 3's first...
You say that every time.
- I thought he said the second - I'm bored of it.
It's your first ever pep rally.
Didn't we do one last week?
- We're doing it for years. - We did it last week.
It's what we do every week.
It's time for us to be unified.
I think so too.
- Will we work as a team? - Yes.
So no one is left out?
- We're one big team today. - Good.
The members had a pep rally in Season 1.
The members also had one in Season 2 as well.
Meanwhile, in Season 3, we never went on a trip...
in the name of a pep rally before.
(Last week, during the "Your Flaws" game,)
(some had to take quite a few blows.)
To lift up your spirits as one unit,
every game will be played as a team.
- Good. - I like that.
- Sure. - It's about time we did.
I don't think we've ever worked as one team.
You're right. We only argue a lot.
I came up with a chant for you.
We are one.
It's so childish.
It really is.
Remember the members, we are one.
That's better.
- Let's just get on with it. - Sure.
- Remember the members, - Remember the members,
- we are one. - we are one.
- Yes! - Yes!
See how unified we are?
- We didn't even need to practice. - I know.
We were totally in unison.
- We're amazing. - Tell me about it.
You just completed the first group mission.
- What? - At one go?
- Maybe it was to chant at one go. - Maybe.
- "We're the one". - Really?
Maybe it needed to be synchronized.
The first group mission was to board the ship together.
Since you completed the first group mission,
we'll give you some pocket money to boost the morale.
- Money? - It's a prize for completing the mission.
- This is unexpected. - Open it.
- How much is it? - They gave us money.
- It's 10 dollars. - Let's eat ramyeon.
- Let's eat later. - You already have eaten.
- Let's eat on the boat. - Let's eat a bit later.
- I haven't eaten yet. - They both have eaten.
How about we all eat later?
You.
(They're well-prepared.)
We need to eat something before the shooting.
- There's a cafeteria on the top deck. - Cafeteria?
- You can buy whatever you want. - Eat what you like.
I can eat a cup of ramyeon.
(They'll check out the place once the boat departs.)
(Meanwhile,)
(the boat leaves the port.)
(It heads to Cheongsan Island.)
Here we go.
- Cheongsan Island! - Cheongsan Island?
(They're going to have a pep rally...)
(in the matching T-shirts.)
What a nice weather!
(With the sunshine breaking on the waves...)
(and the greetings from the seagulls,)
(they excitedly begin...)
(today's journey.)
- Let's go to the cafeteria. - What?
If we don't eat now, we won't be able to eat later.
- Let's go eat and sleep. - Ramyeon sounds good.
Let's eat some squid.
- Good work. - I'm paying now.
(They buy ramyeon with 10 dollars.)
- Do you have hot water? - Yes, we do.
(He looks very serious.)
(Jong Min heads somewhere.)
(He takes some food from the staff.)
Jong Min.
- My gosh. - What's going on?
He says that all the time.
(He always craves food.)
- He's like a recorder. - "Jong Min".
(In the meantime,)
(Ramyeon is almost ready.)
- Here's some dried radish. - Thank you.
I love dried radish.
What is this?
It's dried radish.
(Jong Min gulps down ramyeon.)
I'm so happy that we can have breakfast.
(Those who had no breakfast...)
(are focused on eating only.)
- Jong Min. - Jong Min.
Are you eating ramyeon again?
Stop eating ramyeon.
(It's so tasty.)
Jong Min, didn't you say you already ate something?
What did you have for breakfast?
- He had a Jeolla style meal. - I ate rice.
(Although he already ate rice,)
(there's still room for ramyeon in his stomach.)
Jong Min, I think you're fatter than ever before.
- Really? - You've gained weight, haven't you?
Throughout all three seasons, I'm fatter than ever.
(Is it because he's getting old?)
- What? - Why did you gain so much weight?
After I received the award, I drank too much alcohol.
You should stop drinking now.
I keep celebrating it with people.
It's already May. You've had enough.
How many times do you have to celebrate?
(I can't turn down people's praise.)
I got medical checkup and was told to lose 7kg.
(He keeps eating anyway.)
Doctors rarely tell you to lose weight.
(As long as it's tasty, it's fine.)
(He kept filling his stomach...)
(for quite a while.)
(Then they went to sleep right away.)
(While they're taking a rest,)
(the ferry keeps sailing.)
(It finally arrives at Cheongsan Island.)
(Welcome.)
(The members are excited to visit the island.)
- "Slow Island". - "Slow Island".
It's called "Slow Island". Things must be slow here.
- Walk slowly. - Walk like a noble man.
(Cheongsan Island is...)
(the city of slowness.)
It's called Cheongsan Island because...
both the water and the mountains are blue here.
In 2013, it was designated as...
the most beautiful rural village in Korea.
And this island is the first to be...
designated as "Slow City" in Asia.
From 2017 to 2018, this island is...
on the list of 100 worth visiting places of Korea.
It's a famous island crowded with visitors.
It does sound like a famous island.
In April, the island is carpeted with canola flowers.
- It's April now. - Yes, it's April.
- I don't see any flowers. - I see mountains only.
- Over there. - You can see them over there.
- Are they flowers? - Yes.
(Behind the members...)
(are beds of canola flowers.)
(The sign of spring in Cheongsan Island,)
(canola flowers are in full blossom.)
(The beautiful combination of the yellow flowers...)
(and the blue island is coming soon.)
- When it comes to canola flowers... - Jeju Island.
- Han Hyo Joo. - Oh, Han Hyo Joo.
Maybe she's waiting in there.
- That's possible. - She promised she'd come again.
It'd be awesome if she joins us.
It was around this time last year.
(They had a good time...)
(in the canola flower bed.)
(Is this girl of refreshing smile...)
(coming today?)
From April 29 until May 14 is the spring travel weeks.
It's a great time to go on a spring trip...
anywhere in Korea and enjoy the season.
That's right. Traveling should be spontaneous.
- He's right! - I agree.
- It should be spontaneous. - Spontaneous.
- Spontaneously. - A spontaneous trip is the best.
(They excitedly move to the next spot.)
(Let's go into Cheongsan Island.)
The paths are well-organized for pedestrians.
- Right. - Even the car is moving a little slowly.
I can see the canola flowers now.
- Hey, look! - Where?
Look at that.
This reminds me of Hyo Joo.
(The mountains and the sea create a wonderful view.)
(The canola flowers dance to the spring breeze.)
- There's a pension. - Look at the flowers.
(Spring is in the air.)
We're on the island that has the most anions in Korea.
- Anions? - Anions.
- What are anions? - It's like the sports drink.
- Am I wrong? - Sports drinks?
(Cheongsan Island creates the most anions in Korea.)
Don't you know phytoncide?
It's really nice here.
Open the window and feel the anions.
- I'd like to feel it. - What on earth is anion?
- Does it mean the air is fresh? - The air is fresh.
(Anions are known for detoxifying the body.)
It's something good.
(Feeling the fresh air)
Defconn, it's amazing.
- How does it smell like? - It smells like his hair.
Although...
- I can smell something. - I feel good.
- I think I can feel it. - Look up what anion is.
- Is it good? Look up. - My body suits anions.
It says anions can cure anything.
- I see. - I feel like my skin is smoother.
It's just a good thing.
This is the perfect place for getting anions.
It seems like we're going deep into the forest.
This place is...
The mountain is huge.
This place is really great.
Dadohae Maritime National Park.
We can see a tiger stretching on the Beombawi Rock.
- A real tiger? - A stretching tiger.
I can smell the flowers. Should I call it floral scent?
- What is it? - That must be the Beombawi Rock.
- Where is it? - Beombawi Rock.
(They arrive at the Beombawi Rock Observatory.)
- It's over there. - I see a tiger.
(There's a small tiger-looking rock.)
(On the observatory, they can overlook...)
(beautiful Cheongsan Island and the South Sea.)
What a great view.
I have to take a picture of it.
My phone can't take as good picture as the view.
- It doesn't feel the same. - It looks different...
from what I see with my own eyes.
Let's take a picture, Joon Ho.
Take a picture of my back. It looks cooler.
I want to look confident.
(He raises his hand.)
(On the Beombawi Rock Observatory)
- What is this? - A magnetic rock?
- Are we supposed to touch it? - Magnetic stone...
"Find the magnetic stones"? What does that mean?
"Find the magnetic stones"?
- Look. - It sticks to the rock.
- Look. - It's sticking.
This is the magnetic stone. This one.
- It sticks to everything. - It depends on the part.
This one is magnetic, isn't it?
- Did it stick to it? - Yes.
- Joon Ho, this one is really strong. - Let me see.
- Where is it? - It's hard to pull it out.
- It's hard. - Hey, look at this.
Look at this.
(The magnet sticks to the stone.)
- Let me see. - This one is the strongest. Over here.
- Is this a magnet? - No, it's not.
These stones must contain some iron.
Due to the strong magnetic materials inside,
compasses don't work well on Beombawi Rock.
We can't use compasses here.
That's right. Because one can easily be lost here,
Beombawi Rock is called Bermuda Triangle of Korea.
- Really? - That sounds somewhat cool.
We're going to play "Lunch Game"...
- here on Beombawi Rock Observatory. - Right.
Today's dish is made of abalone, the specialty of...
- Wando Island, and fresh seafood. - We need them.
- There are six dishes in total. - Let's eat them.
Bring the pictures, please.
(What kind of...)
(dishes would be there?)
It looks gorgeous.
- Seasoned squid. - You don't want us to eat, do you?
- Abalone ramyeon! - Seafood pajeon sounds awesome.
- I want samgyetang. - Seafood mugwort pajeon!
- I want seasoned squid. - I want samgyetang.
- I will eat it. Don't stop me. - Same here.
(They can eat everything.)
(But)
(Every time they fail, a dish will be taken away.)
(The order of the dishes to be taken away)
- I have a bad feeling about this. - Hang on.
I have a bad feeling too.
I have a feeling that we'll end up eating that.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Wando's seaweed and rice?
At least give us soy sauce.
It should be toasted. Is it?
- Why do you talk like we've lost already? - Do I?
Snap out of that defeated manner of yours.
Let's end it fast so we can have samgyetang.
We are one.
So let's begin the first round of today's...
"Lunch Game".
Let's hear him out.
As I said earlier, this is a pep rally.
So instead of listing each other's flaws,
you'll praise one another and become one.
There are too many to say.
The first game is called "Your Merits".
This will be heartwarming.
- The same rules to "Your Flaws" apply. - It's hard.
Cha Tae Hyun's merits
- Cha Tae Hyun's merits - Merits
Manage to go around six times in total,
and you win the first round.
(How easy is that?)
Isn't that too difficult?
(They try to think of merits.)
(But they're stuck.)
- Merits? - Hold on a second.
Look at us. See what merits we have.
- This is trickier than I expected. - Joon Ho.
Why can't I think of one?
(If you look back on their last trip)
(Weird skin rash, pathological liar, ill-fitted pants)
(The ideas kept coming.)
(Everyone was good at coming up with ideas.)
(Next up was Joon Ho.)
(Smells like cigarettes, poop, and has bad breath)
(They even mentioned his yellow teeth.)
(They participated enthusiastically.)
(They were enthusiastic when listing flaws.)
(But listing merits has them all stuck.)
We'll give you a hand.
There might be good qualities about yourself...
or good deeds you've done...
that haven't been revealed publicly.
So before the actual game,
you'll all tell us about something nice you did.
Do I have to brag about myself?
Just remember that whatever you say...
should be the absolute truth and something that can...
be proved if needed to be.
- This is too embarrassing. - I know.
- I don't think I can do this. - It's embarrassing.
(It's too much.)
My goodness.
Please decide who'll go first.
Let's start from over there.
No, from over there.
(No one wants to go first.)
A good deed?
- I'll go first. - Joon Young, go ahead.
I was walking by a hamburger joint...
around midnight in Gangnam.
I saw a man passed out on the ground.
His wallet was tossed aside,
and so was his phone.
I saw how much he had.
(Why?)
Anyway, I put it back in his inner jacket pocket,
paid the taxi driver with my own money,
and called his wife for him.
That was really nice of you.
He lived in Suyu-dong.
I bet it cost quite a lot.
I paid about 20 dollars.
I also helped out a stranger.
(Defconn remembers something nice he did.)
It was when I used to take the subway,
back when I just started living in Seoul.
I think it was on the stairs of Yangjae Station.
An old lady was struggling with heavy luggage.
I carried them all and helped her up the stairs.
- We've all done that. - It's too basic.
She thanked me with a beverage,
but I didn't take it.
- Then it's a good deed. - That's right.
- It sure is. - He didn't take anything in return.
- Right. - I said that it wasn't necessary,
that it wasn't why I helped her.
Do you have proof though?
Do you?
You need to have proof. In my case...
- You need proof. - I was interrupted in my sleep.
When?
Due to a late schedule, I had barely fallen asleep.
2 hours later, I found out I had gotten over 100 calls.
I was so tired that I missed all of them.
I finally woke up to someone beating down my door.
It was my manager.
(His manager came to him frantically.)
He told me that Shin Ji was too sick to work.
She was probably hungover.
Anyway!
Anyway, she was too sick to work that day,
so I took her place instead...
and finished the gig.
- Shin Ji's gig? - That's right.
You're a team, so it's not that hard to do.
- Still... - It wasn't just once.
Many celebrities fill in for each other, you know.
- Multiple times makes it a good deed. - How many?
- How many? - Quite a lot.
- 100 times? - She used to be sick many times.
That was nice of you. It counts.
- Right? - I would never do something like that.
Let me see.
- A good deed. - Didn't Tae Hyun...
recently donate money?
That's not all. Did you know that...
loaned money to a lot of people?
- That's generous of you. - Isn't that a good deed?
Could you lend me some too?
There's a lot that I haven't been paid back yet.
- Isn't that a good deed? - It is.
I didn't know that he lent people money.
It doesn't feel nice to tell you though.
Tae Hyun hasn't been paid back the money he lent.
I hope those guilty will pay me back once this airs.
It was the best deed yet.
- Hold on, I shouldn't have said that. - What?
- Can you edit this out for me? - Why?
(Why?)
My wife doesn't know some of them.
Don't edit any of it out.
(Air Tae Hyun's last comment as well.)
Don't edit it out.
(They all went around saying a good deed they did.)
Just say 15,000 dollars.
So let's go ahead with the game "Your Merits".
You succeed if you're able to go around six times.
- Keep it at a slow pace. - Dong Gu will start first?
- Do it slowly. - Like this.
Think of two each at least.
- At least three, in case they overlap. - Sure.
- Memorizing is the key. - Combined?
It's this hard to list our merits.
We weren't like this when we were listing the flaws.
Merits are something we need to think hard about.
You were hit on the head if you got it wrong last week.
But since this is a list of merits,
give each other a hug instead.
- How about bringing our cheeks together? - Terrible.
- Gosh. - No.
- Let's not. We might get contaminated. - It's dirty.
- We might get a skin rash too. - Right.
Transmit the skin rash
Who will you start with? Dong Gu?
- Yes. - He has many merits.
Keep it at a steady pace.
Dong Gu's merits
He can sing well
- Dong Gu's merits - Dong Gu's merits
He can sing well,
and he has washboard abs
He has washboard abs and is attentive to the elderly
He has great skin
He has silky hair
- Dong Gu's merits - Dong Gu's merits
I can sing well, I have washboard abs
I am attentive to the elderly
(What's next?)
- Your skin. - I have good skin
Time's up!
(They weren't able to go around once.)
- It's hard to memorize. - Exactly.
We wouldn't have made it to me anyway.
- We need a strategy. - We need to keep it short.
- That's right. - It's too hard.
- Dong Gu's merits. Washboard abs. - He sings well.
- Great washboard abs - That's great.
- Great washboard abs? - That's great.
Great!
- Great washboard abs. - Great.
Let's add great to every word.
- Great washboard abs - Great skin
- Great skin - Great hair
I'll only remember the word "great" now.
- Let's do this. - Here we go.
Begin now.
- Jong Min's merits - Jong Min's merits
Great dancer
Great substitute
- Jong Min's merits - Jong Min's merits
- What's that? - He fills in for Shin Ji.
- Right. - He's good at that.
- Yes. - I do it quite often.
Great dancer, great substitute,
and great kindness
- Jong Min's merits - Great dancer
And...
- Hold on a second. - Time's up!
See? I told you it'd be confusing.
You were right.
Adding "great" to everything complicated things.
- Right. - It's more confusing.
- I know. - It was a bad idea.
- It's too compact. - I know.
- Then what do we do now? - It was like acronyms.
We remembered everything when listing the flaws.
Being so upset, we remembered clearly.
It's odd how we can't memorize the merits.
That's because we don't believe what we say.
We know it's forced.
Let's stop the merits with me and list flaws with them.
- Right. - We'll come up with new flaws.
- I already have a few. - Me too.
- He has dirty toenails. - Don't.
- That's enough. - Stop it already.
His makeup wasn't applied well today.
I have a lot to say about him.
- We need a strategy. - I know.
- Pretty eyes, pretty nose. - I thought of that too.
- Keep it simple. - Start at the face.
- Head, shoulders, knees and toes - Knees and toes
- Okay. - Let's begin.
Here we go.
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
- You're up. - He has good eyes
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
You mean good eyesight.
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
He has a pretty nose
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
- He doesn't have bad breath - Nice.
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
- He has silky hair - Yes, he does.
Tae Hyun's merits
He has silky hair,
and has handsome ears
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
I have many children
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
He has good eyesight,
he has a pretty nose,
he has many children,
and they're all sweet
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
(Joon Ho easily lists Tae Hyun's merits.)
He has many children
- They're sweet. - His children...
- His kids... - Why are you making that face?
- Hold on. - Why would you do that?
How could you?
- You interrupted his flow. - Time out!
- Hold on. - Time out.
- His kids... - His children are sweet
(I'll let it slide this once.)
He donates a lot of money
- Tae Hyun's merits - Tae Hyun's merits
- Tae Hyun's merits - He has good eyes
(Joon Ho gives hint by pointing out the body parts.)
He doesn't have bad breath, he has silky hair
He has pretty earlobes
His stomach... He has many children
All of them are sweet
- He donates a lot of money - Nice!
And... And...
- Say something. - He looks young
- What? - He looks young
- He looks young. - I thought he said porn.
- I thought so too. - No, he looks young.
I thought he said porn.
(It's Dong Gu's turn.)
He looks young,
he has a great smile
- I did it! - A great smile!
- A great smile. - You have to keep smiling.
(Smiling)
Keep smiling.
This is so hard.
He has beautiful eyes,
he makes a lot of donations,
he looks young,
he smiles all the time
(Look at me!)
(He's got a one-million-dollar smile.)
He smiles all the time,
he has smiling eyes
What's that?
Tae Hyun's merits.
He has good eyesight
(He keeps listing his merits.)
He has smiling eyes
(Buffering)
Your merits.
- Time's up. - Goodness.
Time's up.
Why can't you tell your own merits?
That was so close.
You often buy us dinner.
If Tae Hyun succeeded, it'd have been two laps.
It wasn't two laps?
We said a lot of things.
It felt like more than five laps.
- How many laps was it? - This is so hard.
- It's difficult. - It was almost two times.
You didn't have any problem listing flaws.
That's easy. You can just see someone's flaws.
It's hard to find someone's merits.
I can't find my merits.
I have to recollect my good deeds.
You have five laps left.
- Five laps to go. - We can do this.
- I have a lot of merits. - Let's do this.
Start.
- Joon Young's merits - Joon Young's merits
He sings well
- He's handsome - Good.
- He speaks Chinese well - That's right.
- Joon Young's merits - Joon Young's merits
He has a small head
He speaks English well
I'm a good game player
He can party all night
(Letting out a sigh)
- Joon Young's merits - Joon Young's merits
His merit?
Time's up. You made one round.
Do we have four rounds left?
- Two laps for each? - That's right.
(Joon Ho seems preoccupied.)
There's not much to say.
Can we say merits and flaws instead?
That's a good idea.
- Flaws? - It's hard.
Let us talk about our merits and flaws.
That's nice.
Merits and flaws.
We don't have merits.
(He knows himself.)
You may say both your merits and flaws.
- Merits and flaws? - Yes.
I'm glad you two are sitting here.
This is perfect.
Why are you two sitting here?
I'm going to have a meltdown.
We can't get sulky.
Can you two switch seats?
- Let's switch seats. - No.
This is my seat. This is the right order.
- I have to sit here. - I want to switch seats.
(He had a rough time being the last one last time.)
- Promise me. - Okay.
Promise me. You shouldn't get upset.
You shouldn't get upset.
- I promise. - Are you serious?
- Don't be upset. - We are just doing this for fun.
(It was a spring day with beautiful cherry blossoms.)
(The "Your Flaws" game was a nightmare.)
(They had a meltdown and lost their reason.)
(They all ended up getting sulky.)
(Would the game come to a happy ending?)
We can do this.
- He has a lot of flaws. - It's merits and flaws.
Merits and flaws.
You won't even have to say a thing.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
You won't have to say anything.
Look at the wrinkles around his eyes.
He has wrinkles around his eyes
That's his merit.
- It's his merit. - It's a good one.
- Is it good? - It's his merit.
Just try to say my merits.
Start.
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
His breath is not that bad
(Was that a merit or a flaw?)
His breath is not that bad
- The cigarette smell on him is fragrant - Good one.
(They're listing flaws making them sound like merits.)
The cigarette smell on him is fragrant,
his teeth are not that yellow
(They made fun of him about his yellow teeth earlier.)
(He had his teeth whitened.)
- Joon Ho's merits - Joon Ho's merits
- His breath is not that bad, - This is too funny.
the cigarette smell on him is fragrant,
his teeth are not that yellow,
he's funny
Good. Tae Hyun is so nice.
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
He is funny,
his socks are terrible
My socks are terrible?
They are good for your age.
It's a big flaw.
It's the worst.
Why would you talk about my flaws instead of merits?
- Are you giving up? - No!
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
I cut my nose hair
That's a good one.
He cut his nose hair
It seems he cut his ear hair.
I didn't have long ear hair.
I know. It just looks like that.
I didn't have long ear hair.
He cut his ear hair
The green shirt looks terrible on him
- You are at it again. - Hey, you're so mean.
Even his shirt?
He's so nasty.
- This isn't right. - You must be upset.
- It's nothing, but it makes me upset. - I know.
I told you.
He'll end up getting upset.
I just wanted to tell you that.
You don't look good in green.
I don't look good anyway.
This is just a game.
(Joon Ho makes things worse.)
I won't look good anyway.
I'll just dress like a mountain climber.
He's upset.
Are you giving up?
Who's turn is it?
It's my turn.
Aren't we giving up?
We can make it four laps.
Let's do this.
Joon Ho's merits
Merits and flaws.
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
He looks terrible in a green shirt,
he makes a weird sound when he sees a pretty girl
(What is he talking about?)
What was that?
That's just mean.
That's ridiculous.
He's gone too far.
Hey, what was that?
Just tell me what it means.
(Making a weird sound)
(Why you...)
(I'm just kidding.)
Does he really sound like that?
(Groaning)
That's the sound.
This is too hard.
(It's even hard to memorize all the flaws.)
What should we do?
- It's too hard. - Are you giving up?
If it's hard, we should give up.
(We can't do that.)
Let's do it again.
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
His breath is not that bad,
he makes a weird sound when he sees a pretty girl,
he has short legs
That's cute.
He's right. They are cute.
They are only three spans long.
They are as long as my arms.
(He looks like a cartoon character.)
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
He has short legs,
he plays games all night
That's the worst.
I'm human trash.
(He reflects on himself.)
I make weird sounds while playing games.
And I have bad breath.
He has long nose hair and ear hair.
They'd look like this.
And I have short legs.
While he's playing games,
he sees a pretty girl and makes a weird sound.
(Excited)
I become a bug at night.
(It is sad but funny.)
I'm a bug or what?
- Joon Ho's merits and flaws - Let's go!
Joon Ho's merits and flaws
I make a weird sound when I see a pretty girl subtitles ripped and synced by riri13
That's the sound.
I have short legs,
I play games all night
Talk about your merits.
- Say your merit. - Right.
- Go ahead. - Say your merit.
What's your merit?
We only talked about your flaws.
I keep smiling no matter what they say
(He's a real comedian.)
We made two laps.
That's it. Let's talk about Defconn.
You have two laps left to go.
It was okay.
We have only two laps left.
- Right. - Was it only two laps?
We said a lot of things.
I need to go see some flowers.
(I need some time to heal my wounded heart.)
He's purifying his spirit.
(There are so many of me inside of myself)
(I reflect on myself.)
(I'll be born again and make a fresh start.)
Our viewers would think this is a rerun.
This looks like a rerun.
- He's right. - I have to think about Defconn.
It's supposed to be merits and flaws.
Talk about my merits.
Shall we begin? Start.
Defconn's merits and flaws
(Excited)
He looks cool singing a hip-hop song
He does look cool.
He's so great.
He looks cool singing a hip-hop song,
he is strong for no reason
- I told you to say his merits. - Was that a merit?
I know.
Defconn's merits
He writes good songs
That's good.
- He writes good lyrics - Cool.
- Good. - Defconn's merits
He writes good lyrics,
he has age spots on his face
(Upset)
Age spots?
I didn't think about that.
Hey! I don't have age spots.
Yes, you do.
They are freckles.
That's so funny.
You can't say they are age spots.
He just got treated for the skin disease on his neck.
I just got treated for the skin disease.
Do I have to get treated for the age spots as well?
- I'm sorry. - Don't be ridiculous.
I just said that.
You promised not to get upset.
I know.
- I'm all right. - Okay.
(You were born to be loved.)
I was startled to hear that.
We were trying to say his merits.
- Defconn's merits - Is it my turn?
They said I have age spots,
but I don't get upset despite all that
He doesn't get upset.
He's not narrow-minded.
Defconn's merits
He has age spots,
but he doesn't get upset
His shoes are cool
Right.
- I like your shoes. - He loves shoes.
What's wrong with his pants?
His pants!
Defconn's merits and flaws
He loves shoes
He's never been in a romantic relationship
That's a good thing.
(It's a taboo word.)
I mean you take good care of yourself.
That was mean.
Are you upset?
Sorry? No, I'm not upset.
- You know I've dated. - Right.
- I'm afraid people might insult me. I didn't know.
He has dated!
- That's right. - Good.
- Did you change it to "He has dated"? - Yes, I did.
- Is that his merit? - Is that his merit?
How can that be a merit?
He's 42 years old. How can it be a merit?
- He has dated - Hey.
(It's a merit, but it doesn't seem so.)
(It's Tae Hyun's turn.)
He has dated
His...
His head is too big for his hat
(A rare flaw gets discovered.)
- How did you see that? - His head...
His head is too big...
I couldn't bring myself to say that.
How did you catch that?
- I couldn't help but notice it. - Goodness.
This much flesh is bulging out.
- You should get a bigger hat. - Say...
You could have said I have a cute head.
It's like this.
(Decalcomania)
Something like this.
(They can't breathe.)
Here. Look here.
(Another decalcomania)
Hello. I'm Defconn.
Hi, I'm Defconn 2.
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to meet you!
(He's getting made fun of.)
It's so much fun to talk about people's flaws.
Why are you asking us to say the merits?
My goodness.
I never heard about bulging head flesh.
- He's not pork. - Goodness.
You said I was...
good at hip-hop and rap.
Now you're making fun of my flaws. Gosh.
(It's time to heal the wounded souls.)
(You are born to be loved.)
He has age spots, but he's not upset
(I won't get upset.)
Time's up!
- He has dated - That's right. I forgot!
I got confused because you changed it.
We made it, didn't we?
You would have gotten it after two more turns.
- You had to make two turns. - We failed.
You only did 1 round, so the total is 5.
I didn't get to say he dated a character.
(Final blow)
- You should've. - I didn't get a chance.
- Just do it. - Go ahead.
(If you want to do it, do it!)
- Say it. - He dated a character
- He has dated - He has dated
- His head is too big - His head is too big
- He dated a character - He dated a character
He has dated
He has dated but he never had his first kiss
(Defconn alert)
- People think it's real. - They won't air it.
What will you do if I kiss someone later?
(They should do another foot washing.)
(Defconn is love.)
- Let's all give him a hug. - Let's hug him.
(Remember the members.)
Stop it.
I'm on an emotional roller coaster.
Let's play this game when we have a guest.
So we can start our trip with an upset guest.
- Nice. - I'll take out seasoned squid...
- and rice. - It'll be too spicy anyway.
It'd be too spicy for our stomachs.
- It was a difficult start, wasn't it? - Yes.
It was too hard.
You have five dishes. The next game...
Won't we do everything here?
I told you this was Round 1.
So we played this game for squid and rice?
He's saying, "Why did you sacrifice me for that?"
- They were seasoned flaws. - Seasoned flaws.
Do these socks look bad?
They're really bad.
- They look funny. - I thought that earlier.
We'll continue at the next location.
(Can they guard their dishes?)
- I'm getting hungry. - Let's go.
(They're having a short break.)
Nobody's talking.
Are you upset?
- Who's upset? - Come on.
- This is nothing. - That's right.
It's okay because we said your merits too, right?
Not exactly. I want to spit on your face.
(Just kidding.)
(They're protecting their skin from the sun.)
- Are you all putting it on? - It's that season.
I splashed water at everyone.
(They're chatting.)
That's funny.
The handsome ones put on sun screen.
The ugly ones don't.
- You're right. - The two are divided.
Misters! Put some sun screen on!
(They depart for the next mission.)
How can they be so yellow, red, and pink?
Red flowers, yellow flowers
(They pass the beautiful scenery...)
(and finally arrive at the destination.)
The sign says "Seopyeonje" was shot here.
- Really? - It's on the left.
Is the next game about pansori?
(They all marvel at...)
It's pretty.
(the beautiful canola flowers.)
- The town is pretty. - It's so beautiful.
Shouldn't we play "Telepathy Game"?
- Shouldn't we? - We should.
(They had...)
(Spring Field Trip with Han Hyo Joo.)
- He's out! - He's out!
(They were all smiles...)
(when they played the game with Hyo Joo.)
- Hey. - You're out.
Has it been a year already?
(That was already one year ago.)
We had fun.
They're pretty.
(The scenery is nice.)
This is Cheongsan Island, Dangri Hill Path.
It's famous for forage barley and canola flowers.
It has been chosen as a must-see place in Korea...
by Korea Tourism Organization and CNN.
It's also famous because "Seopyeonje" was shot here.
The main characters sang "Jindo Arirang" here.
(A clip from "Seopyeonje")
(This is where it was shot.)
So this is "Seopyeonje" path.
(Everyone would want to film this scenery.)
This is the best spot to get the nicest shot.
(Let's all walk "Seopyeonje" path.)
It's pretty.
It's full of flowers.
This place is awesome.
- They're canola flowers. - Amazing.
- This place is the best. - It is.
Let's take a picture.
(They found a great spot for a photograph.)
Okay, ready?
(They stand in order.)
In 1, 2, 3.
(On a lovely spring day,)
(remember the members.)
(On Cheongsan Island's "Seopyeonje" path)
(They're tired already.)
Are you done looking around?
It's nice, but looking at flowers with five guys...
It's not fun to be here with guys only.
We're all men. Let's not go to tourist spots.
He's right. Don't make the same mistake again.
Even though CNN recommended it,
guys shouldn't come here with only guys.
I'm sure CNN came with a woman.
- A man and a woman. - Probably a couple.
We'll start Round 2 of "Lunch Game".
I gave you a surprise mission a few days ago.
- Dance? - Yes.
Why did you ask us to practice dancing?
- Dance? - Why?
We did it. We sent it to you.
I asked you to just send me a short video.
Some of you went to a dance studio to film.
- Really? - Some even hired a dance teacher.
- Who did? - Who could it be?
- Kim Jong Min. - It'd be Jong Min.
- You're trying to redeem yourself. - No way.
I just filmed "Gangnam Style"...
and sent it to them. Well...
- Do you know Poppin Hyun Joon? - I do.
- He's the best... - Did you meet him?
- popping dancer. - 5, 6, 7, 8.
- I just saw him. - Did you?
He was really good.
- Dong Gu is practicing. - Really?
- That's right. - I just learned Deux's dance.
- Try it. - I know BTS dance.
- I danced to BTS' "Fire". - Really?
Fire! I did this.
How did you memorize it?
(He's showing some shocking moves.)
- How did you memorize it? - That's the basics.
If you want to dance, BTS is...
("Fire" by BTS)
(Here's the original dance clip.)
(The dance is different from Defconn's.)
I'm tired.
(He chose a wrong song for his age.)
(Joon Young is the youngest out of them all.)
(He didn't do a choreographed dance.)
(He actually looks excited to dance.)
(Tae Hyun is dancing and playing with the kids.)
(His daughters are having more fun than him.)
(Soo Jin does the finale.)
Right now, I'm shooting a drama with...
Tae Hyun.
So I've been practicing dancing for that.
("Look back at Me" by Deux)
(He can't kick high enough.)
(I'll get better, right?)
(Jong Min shot this video at a dance studio.)
(He shows off his special skills.)
(The camera is too low.)
(He's out of the frame.)
(Jong Min, where are you going?)
(Joon Ho got himself a teacher.)
(It almost looks like an acrobatic movement.)
How do you do that?
(He's supposed to dance, but he's only watching.)
(He dances for a bit,)
(but it soon turns into a skit.)
(He ends up with his usual dance move.)
- I always come back to this. - Does it go like this?
I always come back to this.
Do you want to dance together with Jong Min?
It goes like this.
(Dong Gu refreshes Jong Min's memory.)
Come back to me
That's right. We can dance together from here.
- 5, 6, 7, 8. - 5, 6, 7, 8.
(It becomes an exercise in an instant.)
You're with someone else now
It seems like you've forgotten me
(Dance like this.)
- Is that what you learned? - No.
- Why are we doing this? - Things are heating up.
We're going to give you a time to show off...
your dance skills.
We're six men.
At a canola flower field?
- It's the worst. - At a canola flower field?
What's the use?
You won't be doing it alone.
Is someone going to come?
Go and bring a middle-aged woman whom you think...
is a good dancer.
Do you want us to dance to Deux's song with them?
Do we have to do the same dance?
Just bring them.
Is any of you a good dancer?
Would you like to dance?
Please dance with me.
- Ma'am. - Is any of you a good dancer?
- Please dance with me. - Please come and dance.
Hello. Are you a good dancer?
Is there anyone who is good at dancing?
(I'm Jong Min's fan.)
- Thank you. - Is any of you a good dancer?
- Gosh. - It's okay if you can't dance.
- Is it okay? - Sure. It's fine.
- Let's take a picture. - Please dance with me.
- Come on. - Take a picture of us.
Thank you.
Ma'am. Let's go to Shanghai with me.
(To dance the twist.)
Let's go and dance a bit.
All right. Let's go.
- She's a good dancer. - Ma'am.
- I can't dance. - It's okay. Let's just have fun.
- Ma'am. - I should've had a drink.
(She decided to come with a friend.)
I'm the only one with no partner.
- I can't dance. - Come on. Help me out.
(Please help me.)
Help me.
I'm escorting her to Table Three.
Table Three.
Please introduce yourselves.
I'm from Gwangyang, the town of apricot flower.
My name is Yim Jung Hwa.
- Oh, my. - Nice to meet you.
- Gwangyang? - It's the town of apricot flower.
Gwangyang is famous for bulgogi.
- It is famous. - Gosh.
I'm Park Mi Ja. I live in Wando.
- All right. - Nice to meet you.
She's from Wando.
I came from Hongseong, South Chungcheong Province.
I'm Park Ok Ja.
- Let's give her a big hand. - Welcome.
You're from Hongseong.
I'm from Bugae-dong, Incheon.
My name is Park Jung Sun.
- Hello. - You look great.
I'm from Gwangju. I came here with my friends.
My name is Lee Hye Soon.
- All right. - Nice to meet you.
I came with Hye Soon. My name is Lee Soon Ok.
You two are friends.
It was very hard to get her to come.
We're going to have the second round of "Lunch Game"...
with the six master dancers.
It's "Dance Battle on a Mat".
- A mat? - A mat.
Each of you will take turns...
to dance with...
the six women on the mat.
While dancing,
they will try to push you out of the mat.
If they push you out of the mat quickly,
- they win. - Like this?
- We're opponents? - Yes.
- Do we play against them? - How can we push him?
- We're enemies? - That's right.
(They thought they were partners, but they're enemies.)
If I don't push you out, do you get to eat?
- I'm not sure. - All of you will push one of...
- the guys together. - I see.
We'll add up your record.
If you hold out for six minutes in total, you win.
We'll take away dishes according to your record.
If it's 5 minutes, we'll take 1.
If it's 4 minutes, we'll take 2.
- We'll take one dish... - Okay.
- for each minute. - Let's aim for four minutes.
If we want samgyetang,
- how long should we hold out for? - Four minutes.
If you dance hard...
and the members fail, we'll give you...
gift certificates.
Now I have to shove you out.
You have to?
(She suddenly changed her mind.)
You just said you wanted me to eat.
- Please go easy on us. - She changed her mind.
- We can do this. - If he pushes me,
- I'd get hurt. - We're pushing them.
- I can't push you. - We can't.
- We try to stay in. - They can't push us.
If I push you, you'd fly back to Wando.
- If I... - She'll be back at home.
Let me send you back home!
(Flying)
That's why I can't push you.
You can push me instead.
- Why don't you pick a toy... - Maybe the 3rd or 4th.
you want to play with first?
Joon Ho.
- Gosh. - She picked Joon Ho.
All right. Joon Ho should go first.
- Joon Ho. - Gosh, it's funny.
- I'm strong. - It'll be fun to watch.
I'm like a robot.
Joon Ho. Try to hold out for just two minutes.
Just stay in for two minutes.
Place the mat.
(They wear a camera to show the lively dance battle.)
(They get ready looking determined.)
(Should I push them like this?)
(You have to use your bottom to push like this.)
Like this.
(Pushing)
- Okay? - We should start pushing right away.
(The youngest scriptwriter helps them practice,)
(and he gets hit by them on a nice spring day.)
Oh, gosh.
We can definitely win.
Joon Ho. I know a way you can win.
What is it?
When they come close, you go...
(Attack them with your bad breath.)
(What a nice plan.)
- That's enough. - Isn't it a good plan?
This mat will be your dance floor.
You can dance on it.
All of you will dance with one of the members,
and push him out of the mat.
Jong Min. Show them what real dance is. - Okay.
If we stay in for four minutes, we can eat samgyetang.
Just four minutes.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- We can do it! - Let's do it!
- Go, team! - Go, team!
Female Team, you'll lose.
(He boos at Female Team.)
- Let's go, Jong Min. - Don't provoke them.
(Provoking)
All right. Ready.
Go.
(It's a cheerful dance song.)
Keep dancing.
(Dancing)
- Let's see. - Gosh.
You're timing it, right?
No. They have to blow a whistle.
- Just dance. Keep dancing. - Okay.
- Dance. - You have to dance.
(They start to dance hard.)
No matter where I am
- I only think of you - I only think of you
- Gosh. - No. Wait.
- Ma'am. - Go!
(What's happening?)
(Jong Min is pushed into a corner.)
(He gets pushed out right away.)
Did it just end?
(Jong Min, a dancing machine, failed in an instant.)
(They're such energetic women.)
(They don't stop dancing even after the game.)
Jong Min's record is...
5.46 seconds.
He failed.
(She says it quietly.)
- My gosh. - It's like a record of a 50m run.
- We even went easy on him. - Five seconds?
How long do we need now?
- We need 5 minutes 55 seconds. - It's hard.
- Go, Joon Ho. - Don't be afraid.
Here comes Joon Ho.
I will attack.
I'll dance like this. You'll get hurt if you come near.
- You'll get hurt. - You're not scaring us.
You'll get hurt.
(My gosh, Joon Ho.)
(Humiliated)
It's the second game, Joon Ho. Go!
(The music starts.)
Save your energy.
- It's fine. - Save your energy.
- Don't waste your energy! - Save it.
(Joon Ho's offensive dance)
Goodness.
(He's really dancing aggressively.)
- He's having fun. - Save your energy.
(What's wrong with my age)
- What's wrong with my age - What's wrong with my age
- There is - Let's back out.
- No age limit to love - Let's back out.
- Get ready. - Back out.
(He pulls himself together and gets ready to defend.)
That's it. What?
(The fall of the aggressive dancer)
That's it. What?
(As I lie down here and reminisce about the past,)
(I realize how happy we were...)
(just like beautiful canola flowers in spring.)
(It's like the days we danced together never existed.)
(Just like flower petals falling as the spring passes,)
(will the abalone samgyetang leave us too?)
I didn't push him that hard.
- My gosh. - What do we do?
- Get up. - Joon Ho's record is...
6.38 seconds.
It's not even 30 seconds.
Still, he was very strong.
(It's time for him to enter.)
(Cha Tae Hyun, the dance singer who sang "I Love You".)
- Stretch your legs. - Ready, go!
I'm very quick.
(He practiced dancing with his two daughters.)
(His two good daughters...)
(danced with him to support him.)
I'm tired.
Sit down and rest.
(My daughters are watching me.)
Here we go.
(Tae Hyun keeps moving around the stage.)
(Joon Ho is even more excited.)
Good.
(The game starts.)
Hang in there. Hang in there just a little longer.
(Laughing)
Hey, don't go there.
(Tae Hyun skillfully dodges them.)
(The ladies are taken aback.)
No, Ma'am. You can't use your hands.
(She couldn't help using her hands.)
- She used her hands. - It was too obvious.
- She pushed him with her hands. - It was obvious.
She actually used her elbow.
(He even twists the fact.)
- They are strict. - You can't do that.
- They won't go easy on us. - We won't use hands.
They won't go easy on us.
Why did you do that?
- You provoked them. - He did.
- He provoked them. - He teased us.
I'm sorry.
(He apologizes with all his heart.)
I won't push you with my hands.
How long was it?
Give him 30 seconds.
- Right. - This isn't fair.
We won't accept the result easily.
We won't.
We will defy you after they are gone.
We're just being nice as they are here.
Tae Hyun's record is...
- It's 30 seconds. - 10.95 seconds.
(Tae Hyun's record is 10.95 seconds.)
- 10 seconds? - How can we hold out for 6 minutes?
You won't even last for one minute.
We need to change the rules.
We can dance folding our hands behind our back.
She's good.
(Dancing)
She looks like a member of Fin.K.L.
- Now - We can do that.
He won't be the same.
He's the ace player.
He's the ace. You're in trouble.
Have you seen Ulsanbawi Rock?
(He has a big build.)
(Flashy dance moves)
He's scary.
(Defconn versus Mother Dance Corps)
- Good luck. - Music, please.
Music, please.
Why are you playing this song?
Good. They don't know how to dance.
(They don't know how to dance to this song.)
This is good.
They look like American dancers.
(The mothers look nervous listening to the song.)
("Fire" by BTS)
(It's a powerful hip-hop dance song.)
Burning up
(Powerful and restrained choreography)
(Can Defconn dance to this song?)
That's great.
(He's so scary.)
That's intimidating.
(Burning up)
(The brown bear doesn't want to skip lunch.)
(In Cheongsan Island,)
(they build up good memories.)
Let's dance together.
He's intimidating.
(He'd jump out of the television screen.)
(They are glad they are on the same side with him.)
(The mothers are dancing with Defconn.)
Follow me.
(They'd see him in a nightmare.)
What was that?
What is he doing?
(He enjoys himself to the fullest to the song.)
I'm exhausted.
He's too scary.
(He feels exhausted already.)
(Wriggling)
(Every dance move feels the same.)
They have a fierce look on their faces.
(You're the one who has a fierce look.)
(He's getting more excited.)
(He starts to hold out.)
Hang in there.
(How long would Defconn hold out on the mat?)
You have to dance.
Stand in the middle of the mat.
It's going well.
(It feels good.)
(He braces himself against the ladies.)
Hang in there, Defconn!
(Meanwhile...)
Push him.
(Fire!)
(He doesn't want to miss the highlight.)
Hang in there!
(He's good.)
(The ladies just hover around Defconn.)
(I dance when I feel depressed.)
(The ladies look flustered.)
You're doing a good job.
(They are getting more menus for lunch.)
Fire!
(Dancing here...)
(and there)
(Defconn dances freely on the stage.)
(Defconn is the best.)
We will eat everything.
Get ready.
We will eat everything.
Get ready.
(Fire!)
(They dance all together.)
("Lunch Game" is burning up.)
(What a mess!)
Don't use your arms.
(Don't get exhausted, Defconn.)
We're almost there.
(He calls up his last reserves of strength to dance.)
(He's too big.)
(They burst into laughter due to exhaustion.)
(No matter how hard they push him, he won't budge.)
We're almost there.
(They laugh until their jaws ache.)
(The ladies work together...)
(to push the dancing pig out of the mat.)
(He is finally knocked out.)
(Dancing Pig in Cheongsan Island)
(Surprised)
- That was amazing. - Well done.
(It was a daunting battle.)
He danced for more than two minutes.
This is unbelievable.
He's worn out.
It was amazing.
He was knocked out at the end.
It was amazing.
He's burnt up.
They are exhausted too.
We have to do it now.
They are exhausted now.
Are you all right?
He's so strong, right?
Well...
Who's the lady in the white shirt?
These two ladies are like special forces.
- They were so strong. - I saw that.
Defconn's record is...
He almost finished the song.
- 1 minute and 47 seconds. - What?
- I knew it. - It must be a lie.
Was it 1 minute and 47 seconds?
It's almost 2 minutes.
If you 2 dance for 1 minute, we'll eat samgyetang.
- One minute for each. - That's impossible.
One minute.
I'll change the rules slightly.
You were supposed to dance for six minutes,
but the ladies pushed you using their arms.
- So we will make it one minute shorter. - Okay.
You should dance for five minutes for seafood pajeon.
It'd go like 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1.
It means we can eat ramyeon.
We have rice and ramyeon.
If you dance for another minute, we can eat samgyetang.
That's right.
- Go, Dong Gu! - Don't do that.
- Save your strength. - Stop doing that.
Stop it.
Please try your best.
- Okay. - Okay.
Music, please.
(Dong Gu chose "Look back at Me" by Deux.)
- Deux! - This is a good one.
(He practiced dancing hard to this song.)
Dance for one minute.
(Dancing)
Brace yourself.
Fall down.
Just fall down.
Oh, my gosh.
They are slow.
They are exhausted.
(He feels proud.)
They look exhausted now.
- Oh, no. - Push him.
The lady in a white shirt!
(The lady in a white shirt)
(A lethal attack)
(Dong Gu is being pushed back.)
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
The white shirt!
(No!)
(The lady in the white shirt shoulders Dong Gu out.)
(Dong Gu is out.)
This is impossible.
You can't beat the lady in white.
It's impossible.
(She's the ace.)
You can't beat the lady in white.
She shoulders you like this.
Maybe she's shy.
She shouldered him covering her face with her hands.
(She's shy, so she covered her face with her hands.)
(She shouldered Dong Gu shyly.)
She'd never go easy on us.
She's so strong.
Let's give her a big hand.
She's so strong.
She's amazing.
- How long was it? - Dong Gu's record is...
- 27.08 seconds. - What?
Is that it?
(She wants them to eat lunch.)
It is 2 minutes and 36.87 seconds put together.
- It's 24 seconds. - It's his turn.
You have to hold out for 24 seconds.
Then we will eat samgyetang.
Ladies.
Try your best and never go easy on him.
He's sick.
Are you all right, Joon Young?
He's so weak.
He'd lose even if he danced against one lady.
Let him fight 1-to-1 with the lady in white shirt.
We can do that.
Look at my legs.
Look at that.
- Joon Young. - He's so slim.
What should we do?
He has to hold out for 30 seconds.
- Poor Joon Young. - He'd fall down.
We should trip him.
- I need to eat samgyetang. - He's right.
You dislocated your shoulder detaching chopsticks.
He dislocated his shoulder.
He's right.
Is your shoulder okay?
I'm okay.
He works part-time as a balloon.
(He works part-time as a balloon.)
He looks just like a balloon.
He broke his fingers squeezing toothpaste.
His fingers are so thin.
(They arouse pity before playing the game.)
Music, please.
- It won't be easy. - This is my song.
That's good.
Isn't it the same song?
I know this song.
(Got to get-get, got to get-get)
- Got to get-get? - Got to get-get
- What does that mean? - Got to get-get
(Bouncing)
He's a bad dancer.
What's that?
He looks like a chopstick.
(Wiggling)
- He's good. - Be careful with your shoulder.
He can dance well.
He's so slim.
He's like a balloon.
He looks so weak.
(He looks like a balloon for a special event.)
He's a balloon.
He's a dancing balloon.
He looks like a small octopus.
(He dances like a small octopus.)
Blow the whistle.
For 24 seconds!
Go, Joon Young!
It's only 24 seconds.
(As the ladies approach him,)
(Joon Young makes a big fuss.)
(He's good.)
(He's being a crybaby.)
(What's wrong with him?)
Joon Young, hang in there.
(He screams to arouse pity.)
- I'm in pain. - Brace yourself.
I just dislocated my shoulder.
I dislocated my shoulder.
Say it more. Keep dancing.
(Make a bigger fuss.)
Don't stop it.
- My shoulder! - Oh, no!
(They were so violent when Jong Min danced.)
(They even hurled Joon Ho down.)
(But they are being so gentle to Joon Young.)
- Push them. - Watch out for the lady in white.
- Oh, no. - They're going easy on Joon Young.
Wait. My legs!
Don't push me. My shoulder hurts.
They're being so gentle.
(Satisfied)
- He's good. - He's doing a good job.
(After a certain time,)
(they push him out of the mat.)
- I withstood for a long time. - About 40 seconds.
- Really? Over two minutes? - You did great.
You were smart to pretend to be hurt.
- It was some fine acting. - I agree.
Could you tell that we were easy on him?
- Yes. - Easily.
How could you when you pushed me so hard?
I have to say that he was smart...
not to choose a trot song.
- Right. - They danced to the beat.
(The ladies moved to the beat.)
(They lost focus over the unfamiliar genre.)
- Right. - Hold on.
I saw one lady lift her arms up.
(Guilty)
- I know. - She raised her hands up like so.
- So here's how Joon Young did. - Okay.
- Joon Young withstood for... - Maybe he did good.
a minute and...
It has to be over 24 seconds.
It's a win if I withstood over 24 seconds.
I'm sure about this.
17 seconds.
That was so close!
(They weren't able to win the seaweed bibimbap.)
- You still won the samgyetang. - It was so close.
- Yes, of course. - It's a win.
- We did great. - Thank you so much.
- The lady with the white shirt. - Thank you.
- We should give her two. - Thank you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Honey, I won a gift certificate.
- One Night... - Two Days!
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you. - Take care.
(Now it's time for lunch.)
Thank you so much.
(Next to the bright yellow canola flower field,)
(a cozy old tavern is located.)
(When even the cows finish their lunch)
- Can we have our lunch? - Ma'am!
Please undercook the ramyeon.
- I like mine overcooked. - Hang on.
I don't think you get a say in this.
(Jong Min was useless against the ladies.)
(His record was five seconds.)
- You, five seconds. - You should be quiet.
You should eat for only five seconds.
Those who withstood the longest should eat more.
- He only needs five seconds. - That's enough for me.
(He only need five seconds to eat.)
All right. Here comes your lunch.
- Welcome! - Come on.
- Welcome. - Here they come.
(More passionate than the fans at Coldplay's concert)
(It's party time!)
(They're ecstatic.)
- We get three bowls? - A bowl for two people.
- This makes me nervous though. - No way.
- It's not like them. - What will you have us do?
(Wando's dried seaweed and steamed rice)
(A massive abalone meets ramyeon.)
(Abalone ramyeon)
(Abalone samgyetang)
(The course is worth five stars.)
This is what I mean by being unified.
- Can we eat? - Yes, of course.
- We can eat. Let's enjoy. - Please enjoy.
We should eat the ramyeon first.
- Sure. - Yes, before it gets mushy.
Ramyeon, my favorite.
(Jong Min is always excited by the sight of it.)
We should eat it before it gets mushy.
(Ramyeon, my love)
- I can smell the abalone. - In the ramyeon?
- I see what you mean. - The broth is rich.
Do you smell it?
It's amazing.
Wando ramyeon.
(My goodness!)
(Jong Min picks up a big abalone.)
An abalone. This I'll eat with ramyeon.
Before it gets mushy.
(All roads lead to ramyeon with him.)
You should wrap the abalone with the noodles.
- Like this. - You should eat it in one bite.
He should've scored a commercial by now.
It's because you eat like a pig.
Yes, you should eat more nicely.
Didn't you see us eat hangover soup?
(Like this?)
- We were neat. - It's too late, Joon Ho.
(Joon Ho wants to shoot a commercial.)
(Adorable)
Stop it. It's disgusting.
(This isn't working as I intended.)
(They try the abalones of Wando.)
The ones in Wando are tasty.
The abalones are so good.
Wando of Jeolla Province is perfect to farm...
abalones all over the island.
80 percent of Korea's abalones are from Wando.
It's said to be the best in spring and winter.
- Amazing. - Do you see the farm out there?
- Are they abalone farms? - Yes.
That over there?
(Abalone farms in the sea)
Can you describe the wan-balone to the viewers?
(Wan-balone?)
- What's that? - Abalones.
Wan-balone since it's Wando's abalones?
(Wando meets abalone.)
(That's how it got its new name.)
- Jong Min. - Mr. Grand Award.
- Show them how it's done. - Hold on.
- Abalones... - Let me guess his response.
- Hang on. - "It's different."
- Hey. - "It's different, it's different."
- "The flavors are clean." - "It's hot."
- This is one abalone. - "It's different."
The cooked ones are so tender.
(He puts in a big abalone in his mouth.)
(Would he be able to come up with something new?)
(Moaning)
It's chewy.
(That sure was unexpected.)
He tried though.
It's very chewy.
(He describes it using every word he knows.)
- It's so bouncy that... - It's tender, right?
my teeth bounce right off it.
(He's exaggerating.)
- How was that? - What did he say?
My teeth bounce right off it.
It's delicious.
- It really is. - It's to die for.
- The samgyetang. - If you take a look at it...
- I see oriental herbs. - I get it now.
(Abalone samgyetang with oriental herbs)
It's nice. I love the samgyetang.
Director Yoo, it's amazing.
There's something odd in it though.
- There's paper. - It's the oriental herbs.
(Why is there paper inside?)
(Oriental herbs)
Show the viewers. This is good for you.
I didn't know. All I saw was the paper.
- This is amazing. - Tell me about it.
(They enjoy the abalone samgyetang.)
(Munching)
It's a real joy to enjoy samgyetang by the sea.
- It's nice. - That's how you gain weight.
- Catch the seaweed. - Oh, dried seaweed.
(The wind blows away dried seaweed.)
(I'll just go ahead and eat it.)
- It's really good. - The dried seaweed is delicious.
- Is it dolgim seaweed? - I think it is.
(They dip it in soy sauce.)
(Munching)
(It's like the six haven't eaten in days.)
- Me too. - Amazing.
(Thanks to their nonstop eating,)
(the dishes are now almost empty.)
- I don't think that was enough. - A agree.
Let's mix in some rice to the broth.
- Good idea. - Here.
Can we have an extra bowl of rice?
- We don't want much. - Just some rice.
And some dried seaweed.
- It's to die for. - It sure is.
Can we have about this much more?
Think of the thickness of a deck of 50 cards.
A full deck has 52 cards.
(Only say what you know.)
(Only speak if you've played the game.)
How do you know that?
(He didn't mean to show off his knowledge.)
- 52 cards. - 52 dried seaweed and rice please.
- Hurry up already. - What are you doing?
Come on.
This is more than enough.
- Gosh. - Here it is.
(A bowl of rice and Wando's dried seaweed)
(It's like they've never eaten dried seaweed before.)
The soy sauce is tasty too.
(Joon Ho and Jong Min love the dried seaweed.)
This is a seaweed roll.
- Keep the rice to a minimum. - Right.
(Defconn eats one as well.)
- It's the main dish. - Too much rice will...
Do you have to eat two at a time?
(Two at a time?)
(Two sheets of dried seaweed at a time)
- Be fair. - That's right.
- There aren't that many. - Joon Ho!
- I know. - How could you eat two at a time?
Sit out for two rounds.
(Joon Ho's upset.)
That's right.
(He reaches out for them.)
Joon Ho.
Why are you grabbing two again?
(Busted)
- How did you know? - Don't play games with us.
I didn't think you'd see that.
The final two should...
go to Joon Ho and Jong Min.
Jong Min, you first.
The last one is for you.
Thank you.
(A bromance that brings tears to your eyes)
The brothers of Wando.
(Wando's dried seaweed brought them together.)
- Cheers. - Cheers.
We'll feed each other.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
(A promise is made.)
Feed one another.
This one's bigger.
(Joon Ho eats his.)
(The brotherhood lasted five seconds.)
(Next week)
(The one a field of canola flowers reminds them of)
(Han Hyo Joo accompanied them last year.)
(They can't help but think of her in Cheongsan Island.)
(Did she hear their calling?)
(As a team, they play for a hearty dinner.)
(Against the Avengers!)
Bring it on.
(Remember the members, we are one.)
(They take on the Avengers.)
(Every member wishes to win.)
(A battle they don't back down from)
(Who will win this cut-throat battle?)
(Tune in next week!)
("Love Is" by Teen Top)
("Across the Universe" by Junggigo)